Pawsitive Cat Parenting: 50+ Feline Funnies for When You Need a Long List of Cat Comedy

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    Me: *laughs at a funny meme* My cat on my lap:
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    Cats have 32 muscles in each ear to help them ignore you.
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    Me: using shampoo, conditioner, hair treatments The cat: cleans itself with its tongue only
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    fil @veganbruxa cats be like I know a spot then sit on your throat
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    Therapist: You have to learn to love yourself. Me: @justmeow myselfandi
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    I sent my mom this photo of my yard not realizing the tiny Adirondack chair I got for my cat was in the frame and she thought it was a pregnancy announcement
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    "we can argue all day about the rights and wrongs, Susan but the main thing is that we're out of toilet paper"
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    me watching the waiter at the Italian restaurant cover my dish in Parmesan cheese
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    My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
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    Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera
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    they r watching a scary movie 53 6 KAK Выглядет KHBOTHBE
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    When you're waiting for your favorite person and you finally see them
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    Alexandre Diboine @A_Zedig_Diboine In retrospect, i don't think telling my therapist that i let my cat watch birds videos on my switch in bed at night, and then when i cant fall asleep because of the bird noises i go sleep in the living room if she isn't finished watching, was a good idea
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    MAXTORT FreePrints Please do not bend
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    Optimist: "The bowl is half full." Pessimist: "The bowl is half empty." My cat: "The bowl is completely empty. I'm going to starve." antry gumon
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    B Brittany Means @BrittanyMeanslt One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.
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    Tiny Tim's Tiny Foster Family 22h I've been very worried about Cheesecake lately, because she is so bulbous. I was worried about worms, or worse, fluid build up from FIP. ... I took her to her vet yesterday. They ran some tests. Looked for fluid. I was a stricken with anxiety, heart racing. Untreated FIP is usually fatal to kittens and losing Cheesecake would be too much. The vet comes back into my room and hands me my carrier with Cheesecake back in it. Her face doesn't indicate much. She looks
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    Guess what's happening
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    Give your cat a place to rest ...other than your keyboard Give your cat the FLOATING JUDGMENT BOX to allow them to stare at your unfinished work from afar
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    It's ok if all you did today was survive
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    One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit she introduced them to me "That's Astrophe, that's Erpillar, that's Aract that's Alogue" "Where on earth did you get such unusual names?" I asked "Oh, those are their last names," she explained. "Their first names are Cat."
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    You are not just a CAT, You are my SANITY. You are my HAPPINESS. You are my TEACHER. You are my THERAPIST. and my BEST FRIEND. Fack off
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    When you're different from all your friends but they still vibe with you
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    I love you More than? I love you more Double-tap to V @Krystel Message... Know your limits.
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    Oh cat from upstairs, what is your wisdom? Don't hate other people for sharing their opinion. Hate people who try to force their opinion on you. made with mematic
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    Me: *accidentally steps on the cat's tail* Cat:
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    Me talking about you to my cat @meowingtonsco
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    There isn't a Plan B There isn't even a Plan A Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Mage Cat Memes I don't know what I'm doing
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    Thank you for calling Kitty I.T. How may I help you today? Right... Uh-huh... Have you tried pushing Ah. I see. it off the counter?
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    Acupuncture in different cultures. China Japan Korea My house
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    And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death.
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    Please be aware that cats are living in this area and are often lounging on the parking space. Please could you be extra careful when manoeuvring your vehicles. Monty in particular is being very complacent around cars/delivery vans and we are worried about him. Thank you!
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    No one: Cats at 2 am: NC I'm fast. I'm very fast
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    memes i wish i could tag my cat in @memesiwish He full of soup CROSE PET FC ROSE PET FCROSS TCROSE PET * #奶 CROSE PET ease ost FC RO N CRO SCROL #9
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    Me: *sees a cat* Me: Ok time for me to bother this animal
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    Someone please give this cat an exorcism
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    Michael's Cat @michaelscat2 The way my cat looked at my new boyfriend when she first met him 000
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    My cat after I feed them: See ya later loser
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    e Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.
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    Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a bug and asking him to catch it
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    the guest room
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    Me: I'm going to be so productive today Also me:
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    Things I want: 1.) World Peace 2.) Equality for all 3.) My cat to understand that if she's laying on me, and I need to adjust my body a lil bit, she doesn't need to sprint and ruin the whole cuddle that was happening.
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    An 80 year old lady has crocheted a giant cat, and I couldn't be happier about it
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    peet @Peeting Disorder. 1d How it feels to be shy and 6'3 SETBU TSUTAY
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    PROBLEM SOLUTIONS
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    TO Me googling a phone number that keeps calling me instead of answering it like an adult
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    This man is recycling old picnic coolers into shelters for stray cats for the winter.
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    Ethan Schoonover @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social The cat just went over to the HomePod mini on my desk, meowed at it, and Siri said "sure here is some music for you" and the cat perched on the window sill listening to Garbage and Elliott Smith. I just want to know how long this has been going on.
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    My dog can't wait for Halloween
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    Who the f pspsps said
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    undiagnosed but something ain't right
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    What kind of duck is this?

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